When you actually start crying because your girlfriend is graduating

I’m falling asleep inside Starbucks.
While I drink coffee.

willowscully:

do not ever jokingly make plans with me u could be like haha we should go on a roadtrip this june!! and ill be like yes ok ive rented us an airbnb in alberta it takes 9 hours and 4 minutes to drive exactly which should not be a problem if we pull off to the side of the road for a nap at least halfway through in my calculations gas will be reasonable so long as we probably maintain our mph throughout the journey. also i have made us a mixtape for the car and have bought us road snacks and u will be like “chill it was just an idea” and i’ll show up on your doorstep with a duffel bag in june regardless like “are u ready to go hombre”

hunghoe:

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny